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Beer Demotivational Poster


FINALLY FRIDAY -


TAGS: budwiesser beer friday
Rating: 2.97/5

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666 - April 6, 2009, 6:22 am
WTF ?!?! Budweiser ? Bloody pussy septic tank beer


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.




Buy An E? -


TAGS: milk beer letters change
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 1, 2016, 12:12 am
I share my amen from 'cern with ya teehee.
OldIrish - July 31, 2016, 12:27 pm
This gave me a good sermon idea. UP with it!!
MissPriss - July 31, 2016, 11:34 am
thanks 'cern
concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:20 am
Amen sister, UP yours


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by giulio

ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men sexy beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look sexy.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
Damn it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue


TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

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thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.


Bukowski's Cat -


TAGS: loner cat people beer bukowski
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yup, one of my favorite authors
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:05 pm

I love Bukowski. 5Ls


DRINKING BUDDIES - Even evil likes to go grab some cold ones.


TAGS: darth vader boba fett beer
Rating: 4/5

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440wakeup - June 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
Back in 80's I had an empire strikes back poster that had all the characters on it. I'd trace boba fett every day after school


The pot of gold -


TAGS: beer rainbow
Rating: 4.44/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm

NEENER NEENER
maoworks2 - May 1, 2013, 9:39 am
That's The Best I've Seen This Morning, Cheers 5 Cold L And Happy Hump Day.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:24 am

Beer - taste the rainbow! (#160133) 5(drunken)Ls


MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.




BACON BEER MUG - Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy




IN CASE OF EMERGENCY - 1. Move Beer 2. Break Glass


TAGS: table beer emergency
Rating: 4.72/5

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Nissta - August 27, 2012, 5:39 pm
NO drink the Beer and break the glass with the empty bottle


ARCHITECTS - The college years


TAGS: drunk beer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sulagar - September 3, 2011, 12:24 pm
Done!
Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 11:19 am
You should post to While I was Drunk as well


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a bitch.


DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind


TAGS: drun k cat beer
Rating: 3.13/5

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LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
*had*...*aboot* even...
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Looks like he's ahd a few already...and what abot in the morning? More of the "hair of the dog that bit him?"


ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am
yes, That IS spellchecked


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 shots and shes all good! excellent. 5 shots for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


GUINNESS LIKE CHAMPAGNE ONLY IRISH -


TAGS: guinness irish beer champagne
Rating: 4.44/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
As I sit in Dublin and tip my hat to the Irish.... like gold flowin' from angel's fingers....


INGENUITY -


TAGS: beer bacon
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:40 am
Who said he stopped? He never said they were *his* hands... Plus, he's a dog. He doesn't have hands.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:48 am
relax now, you can resume master baiting :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:32 am
I await, hands clasped, on the table.........
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:30 am
gary I will send you some pics in PM and you see if you can wrap your mind around a good poster OK ? :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:27 am
Well now, that is a new low for me… Thought beer in a bacon stein would take… Bite/sip at the same time.. Wonna those ‘seemed good at the time’ things. I think I need to do better self moderating
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:02 am
gary this picture is really disgusting, and look, it takes a lot to gr*ss me out :)
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:03 am
Cheese & Ale soup? Yum.


GOLF - You're doing it right!


TAGS: kid rock golf beer
Rating: 2/5

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Sean - August 24, 2009, 12:38 am
5 bucks says dufus there slices the Bud off into the trees.
MO - May 24, 2009, 1:58 am
Here's a little something for you service men. pam anderson was supposed to perform for a USO event and "called in sick". She was seen that night out partying with kid and david spade. Real classy. Not to sure I'm a big fan anymore.
Johnny - October 14, 2008, 12:04 am
Hells ya that's him. Red neck motha fucka... gotta love it.
jj - September 26, 2008, 6:30 pm
sure is
Erik the Viking - September 26, 2008, 6:26 pm
Isn't that Kid Rock?


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.


SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem


TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*


DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm
a very old joke


REDNECK KID - YES, HIS PARENTS ARE SO PROUD!!! THEY HOPE HE WILL RUN THE FAMILY GARAGE ONE DAY!!!




REDNECK DAYCARE -




BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.


TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am

Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am
Now We're Talking, Cheers.


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.


TAGS: taliban beer heroin morals
Rating: 2.75/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm
YESS !!! hahaa


OUT SICK -




NEW ROMANTIC HOLIDAY (JUST FOR MEN) -


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.


GOOD NEWS, LADIES - Summer is almost here.




SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.


TAGS: beer bbq science religion debate
Rating: 4.83/5

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djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:18 am
I guess I meant, you had me at the picture! xx
djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:17 am
You got me at... hum.... the picture! xx
deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:48 am
Great one indeed.
Derek - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The quintessential agnostic :-)
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:52 pm
Nice one. 5L
migdal - September 10, 2010, 9:21 am
Love it ...


BEER BELLY - The hands-free alternative to drinking.




BEER - Goes better with your Bear.


TAGS: beer bear
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mongo

Pitbulownr - September 2, 2009, 12:34 pm
No, not Dutch. But I do love your women and BEER!
omia - September 2, 2009, 11:38 am
english:dutch= beer:bier, bear:beer so the question are you dutch? it would make sence.


not all heroes wear capes -


TAGS: beer
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 3, 2016, 2:47 pm

My hero fell up!
MissPriss - March 3, 2016, 1:45 pm
Must be a Canadian thing. Nicely Up'd me lord.
concern3 - March 3, 2016, 9:32 am
Nice a definite up up yours


NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee


TAGS: norm cheers beer one liners
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:30 am
You suck. Please die.
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2009, 7:58 am
still lol'ing myself


CHOKING - When someone hugs your neck very tightly.




WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.


TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.76/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....


IN KEG WE TRUST -


TAGS: keg drink beer cult
Rating: 4.64/5

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carebear - February 29, 2012, 3:54 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 1:53 pm
I Think I'm There.


WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.44/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


BEER - Taste the rainbow.




CANADIAN BEER - Because you need some good booze when you realize your country is responsible for Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, and Justin Bieber.


TAGS: canada beer
Rating: 3.89/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 5:02 pm
I don't watch much TV. movies and hockey is all I watch
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:10 pm
Random I am saving it until I have time to watch it all at once. No spoilers please.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:09 pm
Angus should consider Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, The Tragically Hip, John Candy, Dan Akroyd, Michael J Fox, The Barenaked Ladies, Rick Mercer, Pam Anderson, Dozens of NHL players, and poutine fries.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 4:06 pm
Which already ended, and was awesome.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:01 pm
You must be kidding CANADA! Kids in the hall is the most classic Canadian Comedy show of all time! Mark Mckinney from SNL was one of them as well as Dave Foley from Celebrity Poker. They have a new show out this year called "Death comes to town".
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:28 pm
*heard
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:27 pm
never even hear of it
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
You've never seen Kids in The Hall?
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Kids in the hall?
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 2:58 pm
Yep. Then again we also created Kids in The Hall.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 2:56 pm
Justin Bieber is Canadian? that sucks
Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:32 am
Grace Park makes up for those failures...%/5 Cubby likes this


BEER - "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin


TAGS: beer god loves us
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 6:28 pm
Well, any thought that involves Beer is a happy one for me. except for that one night...ugghh, I don't want to think about that night.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:13 pm
I'd prefer the brunette, but I'd probably settle for any of them tonight.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm
A very happy thought. A good quote to make when next you're in a pub.


ALCOHOL -




BEER TANK - The best way to say Happy Memorial Day!


TAGS: beer tank memorial day
Rating: 4.62/5

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Jeder - May 31, 2011, 10:15 am
We have the ship model in our wal-mart, it has been dubbed "The USS Brewski, fightign the war againist Thirst and Sobrietity"


YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG - But keep trying


TAGS: beer
Rating: 2.38/5

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Tube Steak - September 28, 2008, 11:31 am
The problem here is she didn't like the shaft first... lube makes even the weirdest shit fit in places it shouldn't.
Ronie - September 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
She's not doing it wrong, it's just too big. A girl should know her limitations.


SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places




WHEN TRAVELING -




18 - The amount of pints of 'Wicked Strength Lager' needed before deployment.


TAGS: beer goggles
Rating: 2.94/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:13 pm
BWAHAHAHA! that's pretty bad, 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Great...i need some things washed...
Kung-Fu Devil - April 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
I'm a bit of a lightweight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 6:58 pm
She does look like she could give a good BJ...you know you'd hit that Rerun.
rerun - April 25, 2010, 6:54 pm

I am not sure even 18 would be enough


BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!


TAGS: tsingtao beer pong
Rating: 2.87/5

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Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:43 am
Iced tea? Game over. LOL!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:41 am
Damn, Australia to? Google it. They make iced tea, and other juice type drinks. Under their caps they print trivia questions. Hence the game in the forum. Their website has all the facts ect.....It's good stuff BTW...
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
I have no idea what a Snapple is, but it sounds refreshing...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
Don't do it AK!!! Grab a Snapple instead!! Or do you not have it under there??
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:26 am
You know what? Those bags are making me REALLY thirsty...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:19 am
Beer hammers work just as well when you turn them around and lay down "the claw!!"
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:17 am
So I, ummm....Double bagged it eh?
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 8:54 am
Dammit, my beer hammer cannot smash bags. Damn you, MO! DAMN YOU!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 8:49 am
pic has been used before MO.....not your fault, You got my 5.
MO - August 30, 2009, 8:47 am
Not one comment, just a resounding 2. nothing. Definitely thought this would do a whole hell of a lot better.


JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic


TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

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jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


It's 10 pm friday -


TAGS: beer paycheck
Rating: 4.57/5

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maoworks2 - February 5, 2016, 2:42 pm
Good One, 5 Drink Up L'S


21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.




THE CAUSE OF AND SOLUTION TO LIFES PROBLEMS -


TAGS: beer bogart
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - October 27, 2011, 6:32 pm
I just run out and it's only 6:30 bummer


BEER - it makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer


TAGS: beer
Rating: 4.86/5

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Cloudchaser - June 21, 2011, 1:58 am
Especially if its from a local microbrewery. Can't get any fresher than that!


COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees




TO GOOD TO BE TRUE - Guys, this qualifies as a blessed trifecta


TAGS: sexy beer pizza heaven
Rating: 4.15/5

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AdmiralAckbar - July 13, 2011, 2:14 am
Its a trap!
Ascetic - July 12, 2011, 9:01 pm
Mamma mia!
blackoakboy - April 27, 2011, 12:09 pm
dude, your gonna complain about fake boobs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:37 pm
Agreed
5150monkeylove - April 25, 2011, 10:25 pm
limp pizza, fake boobs and watery beer.....pass 2 L


TRADGEDY - ... in it's true form


TAGS: tradgedy beer
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTF - February 25, 2009, 1:16 pm
OH, the HUMANITY!
agdaniele - February 21, 2009, 3:04 pm
God strikes again!!!
AdAm - September 27, 2008, 3:21 pm
to where? or to what?
BoB - August 4, 2008, 12:48 pm
wow, grammar nazis troll the comment board to...
V - July 16, 2008, 12:55 am
Spelling??? Tragedy -- oh, and you should use "its" (the possessive form), not "it's". Idiot.


INNOVATION -


TAGS: winter snowed in beer cubby
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:57 pm
Why the heck is this in the redbox?
Cubbybear - February 4, 2011, 9:20 am
Great minds think alike
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:32 am

n1 cub....you just used my "canada and the USA" pic. back to google images for me. oh....5L


DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...


TAGS: drink beer sober children somalia
Rating: 4.67/5

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Budog - August 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Grandpa never was known to be very sensitive nor politically correct...
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:39 am
LOL!


A Beer In Hand -


TAGS: beer words wisdom fridge vintage
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:11 pm
hehehe... good one


MEMORIES - No matter the impact you have had on someone's life, they will always remember the stupid stuff you did.


TAGS: memory worst beer
Rating: 4.47/5

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be2bubba - October 22, 2011, 10:15 pm
Really I thought an over the top comment about bottle structure would be seen as sarcastic. I really must work on that. Perhaps CAPS LOCK...
Sean - October 20, 2011, 10:08 pm
UlyssesArt: "The Emporer is hung like a hamster."
UlyssesArt - October 20, 2011, 12:38 am
For a Satire site, you guys sure have a shit sense of humour.
rerun - October 17, 2011, 11:33 pm

It really doesn't matter if it is beer or wine, the message is the same. Further more, this is a satire site nd this is a decent moti.
UlyssesArt - October 17, 2011, 10:37 pm
To retort, your accurate description of the bottle is truncated by the poor aspect ratio of the photograph. However, I have seen wine this p1ss yellow, t'was a Margaret's River Yellow blend. That being said, that Is a wine bottle.
be2bubba - October 17, 2011, 8:46 pm
To retort, it is a beer bottle. If you will notice the ring top followed by a broad neck. The ring is the cap ring. A wine bottle has a straight throat until you reach the stress band. And frankly I have never seen a wine that p1ss yellow before.
UlyssesArt - October 16, 2011, 9:11 pm
Would be funny if that was a beer bottle and not a wine bottle.


GUINNESS - An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of naked women to get to a bottle of Guinness.


TAGS: beer guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

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Iconoclast - February 5, 2011, 10:53 pm
I am a Guinness fan - when it is properly on draught. The bottled stuff is, IMHO, undrinkable.
Cloudchaser - February 3, 2011, 12:01 am
Maybe it's just me, but Guinness Draught tastes like it was brewed with pencil lead. And that "flavor rocket" they put in the bottles instead of the extra in the drink? That's just a marketing gimmick that does nothing more than to make the price go up.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 9:34 pm
I have a business card holder that my goddaughter's mom had engraved for me... "He'd step over ten naked women to get to a pint of Guinness" - sadly, it's true. I believe that's the correct quote. And I'm not even irish! I just love the stuff.
Unclebark - February 2, 2011, 8:33 pm
"willing bodies..." maybe?? Still, I kinda like your serial killer angle.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 8:24 pm
saying "the bodies of naked women" sounds more like a serial killer than a Guinness lover. But it's nice to be both. You can come back to the... bodies... after tossing back a few six-packs.


GUINNESS -


TAGS: mmmm guinness mmmm beer mmmm
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 12:26 am
And this centerfold has no staples!!! All hail Bunny! Great motifake!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 12:19 am
Agdaniele hath found his perfect "Missus" ... her gazongas be made o' guinnes. And the rest of 'er tooooo!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:56 pm
Wow. I blew that one. YES! YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
Sean - July 8, 2009, 11:41 pm
If they're made of guinness, their days/hours/minutes are numbered.
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:05 pm
What? Why would I ever want them off?!?!?
Sean - July 8, 2009, 10:32 pm
AGDANIELE Give him half an excuse, and he'll drink yer tits off!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:16 pm
W'sup? Hey... how ya doin'? Thirsty?


DIRTY SANCHEZ -


TAGS: beer mustache blonde dirty sanchez
Rating: 4.38/5

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Cloudchaser - March 23, 2011, 9:28 am
Agreed. Guinness Draught tastes to me like it was literally flavored with pencil lead :-P
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:22 am
Kinda gross! And out of nowhere!! Imagination...... xx
alldayfighter - March 23, 2011, 8:58 am
looks more like a filthy sanchez...
Bull - March 23, 2011, 12:55 am
What's the difference?
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
I will not vote on this one... as it's either offensive, or really offensive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 8:21 pm
she might forget how, but it's still gonna taste the same. 5L


TSINGTAO - Because in China, beer comes in bags.




IN THE 1940'S - Folks knew what was important.


TAGS: beer food drugs
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 10:48 am
I Think They Got It Just Right !


BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.




BEAUTIFUL EYES - Keep telling her you love her eyes, and give her another bottle.


TAGS: eyes tits beer
Rating: 4.54/5

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My face when Oktoberfest beers arrive. -


TAGS: beer oktoberfest
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - August 18, 2014, 5:36 am
*snickers*
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:02 am
No reflection on your poster though xnavygunner. It's just pick on mods day.
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:58 am
German for tagged and pic overused, or is it just all Latin to me?
maoworks2 - August 17, 2014, 10:17 am
Me Too .
GaryO - August 16, 2014, 2:53 pm
HAH! Ja, Herr Grünich ist rechts
Greeny - August 16, 2014, 2:05 pm
ya - der ist einen taggenspiel - das moderatinator gerschleepin


REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - A friend will go get you a beer from the fridge. A best friend will do everything they can to get the coldest one from the back.


TAGS: beer friend best dog fridge
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - May 11, 2013, 1:42 am
Don't ever expect him to bring ya a snack with that beer though teehee
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 5:56 pm
That's a good friend


ONE MORE BEER - Then the hot dogs will be ready.




GOOD LOOKING OUT -


TAGS: karma beer police
Rating: 4.84/5

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Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 11:52 am
*cough* Moti-Twist *cough* :)


99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL - You thought I'd share but I drank them all


TAGS: beer
Rating: 3.67/5

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Losifer - July 29, 2010, 11:04 am
Heck, if I was Gilligan and I just got back I'd be thrashed out to, LoL.


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - "Hold my beer for a second, and I will show you something fun!"




'MERICA -


TAGS: family beer kfc dinner cubby
Rating: 4.63/5

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Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 11:52 pm
I like to call it demotivational
agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 10:57 pm
Beautiful. And, a bit harsh coming from an island boy. LOL! 5L


DRINKING BEER - Alone in the dark On your birthday At least today you're one year closer to death


TAGS: beer
Rating: 4.3/5

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GUINNESS DRAUGHT - I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman


TAGS: beer alcohol drunk
Rating: 4.04/5

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iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:32 pm
Oh My! When do they open!
guyfox - March 20, 2011, 3:17 pm
brilliant
culos - March 20, 2011, 1:03 pm
didn't see this one at the time, fav'd and 5 Burps
Ed-Hyde - October 6, 2009, 7:56 am
Epic, way under rated
rerun - October 5, 2009, 5:26 pm

I want to drink this one upside down.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:16 pm
Mother of all creatures, big and small... droooooool
LogicDude - October 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
And now I'm thirsty AND thinking about "head"...


OH, YOU HATE YOUR JOB? -


TAGS: work job beer hate
Rating: 3.62/5

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zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:18 am
I'll take the second from the right in the front please.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:36 am
Ya Join The Club, Cheers !


PERFECTION - It's not that hard to find.


TAGS: beer
Rating: 3.6/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 8:19 pm
hey dumphque, why do you never post ??
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 5:56 pm
A meal in a bottle!


LIFESAVER -




THE FUTURE -


TAGS: beer and more beer
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - April 4, 2011, 7:08 pm

You should read Tarot, this is also my past & present


GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
Cheers!


FLOW CHARTS OF DISTINCTIONS -


TAGS: flow chart man women beer
Rating: 3.73/5

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crankyhead - April 28, 2010, 5:21 pm
Brilliant... 5
Dude 4515 - December 1, 2009, 2:38 pm
I see only one fail...woddy's. epic post ron. 5L!
faulty switch - August 29, 2009, 3:14 am
i see no fail. fail denied. your impending argument is invalid.
Woody - July 1, 2009, 11:07 pm
One word..... FAIL!


THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product


TAGS: beer mmmm ipod drunk
Rating: 3.27/5

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ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:04 am
Excellent point. I've told myself that for years.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:03 am
If you can't remember it, it doesn't count.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:59 am
Frat parties don't count. ;)
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:58 am
funnels?
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:55 am
Well, given that it is a plastic faucet, You are probably correct. Beer doesn't dispense well from plastic.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:52 am
And that machine is only pouring fizzy apple juice for all the Mac crowd anyway.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:47 am
No worries spacedog.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I was responding to the previous comment ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:44 am
PTF outa me!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:43 am
Enough, ICEMAN... your opinion was not solicited.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am
Yo spacedog!!! Apples don't get "Error 404" - ever.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am
LOL... Safe Mode.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Error 404: beer not found...
randomosity - December 5, 2009, 12:09 am
it did but it was installed with vista and blue screened
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Does the PC at the next table serve dark ale? I'm in need of a Guinness.


MY WIFE - She speaks of my drinking, but never considers my thirst.




PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -




I AM IRON MAN - and I'm an alcoholic. "Hi, Iron Man!"


TAGS: ironman iron man iron man beer
Rating: 3.83/5

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rerun - July 31, 2010, 11:07 pm

like it


PERFECTION - It's actually not that hard to find.


TAGS: beer
Rating: 2.9/5

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Iconoclast - October 20, 2011, 4:28 pm
True, but then the beer should be much darker, as in Guinness.


MOTHER OF THE YEAR - Hey now, remember you are drinking for two


TAGS: mother of the year beer
Rating: 4.83/5

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shmoe13 - February 18, 2011, 6:33 am
oh camon just cuz shes pregnant and holding beer doesnt mean shes buying it for herself not every pregnant woman in the world is irresponsible
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:31 am
It won't warm you up but you won't give a crap after enough...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:29 am
Antifreeze.
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:25 am
it's all union made, the glorious union of barley, hops, and water, and some other stuff, that helps but I forget what it is
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
Even though it's nasty gack, at least it is union made...
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
she can go frugal on the beer, long as she brings a pack of smokes back too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:19 am
Not when it comes to beer!!!....I do hope she's buying irregular diapers and expired formula though,
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:18 am
true, true, gotta like a frugal woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:16 am
He wouldn't...But a woman might buy it for him if she had a coupon or something (she probably thinks she's safe because she's prego)
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:13 am
it's gotta be baby formula, a real man wouldn't drink that, so back to the kitchen with ya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:08 am
She's probably just picking it up for her husband...she really shouldn't have left the kitchen, but it was for a good cause.
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:04 am
It's cheaper than formula too.
culos - October 14, 2010, 9:42 am
Might just turn out to be a beer gut and moobs! 5-pack for you


MAY 4TH -


TAGS: may darth vader guinnis beer
Rating: 4.76/5

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champ99 - May 4, 2011, 4:03 pm
Thanks Cranky. I am humbled.
crankyhead - May 4, 2011, 3:46 pm
Cheer5 to you too Champ =)
champ99 - May 4, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks CB, coming from you that is high praise.
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 3:26 pm
Brilliant!


OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - Yep, you've been drinking too much.


TAGS: beer
Rating: 4.5/5

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YOU FORGOT ONE THING - we're not that drunk!




YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer


TAGS: terrorist heroin beer
Rating: 3.24/5

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chrisgunn - October 26, 2009, 11:24 pm
The Taliban had banned poppy cultivation before 9/11. Check you facts.
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 12:50 am
I don't think drug abusers are limited to just one race, and that includes Arabs.
ewll - January 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
slightly funny...but its still whites that go around shooting up.... so...islam will rise up
MadMSG - November 2, 2008, 11:38 pm
Thank you for your perspective, junkie.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:26 pm
Well, heroin doesn't influence you to fuck random people for one, the come down is that you get tired.. It's all around a better experience.. It just is way more addicting.
KDP3 - June 23, 2008, 12:17 am
good point
Sean - June 22, 2008, 1:50 pm
Funny.


BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity


TAGS: beer bags pancakes
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.


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